The One-Man Matrix

Take the blue pill or the red pill, it's your choice.

If you take the red pill, you get to see how deep the rabbit hole goes.

If you take the blue pill, stop reading, and forget that you ever saw this blog post.

This isn't a joke. Think carefully before making your decision.

It's a funny thing that happens...

This post is about a funny thing that happens to people. It's happened to me twice.

It's funny for two reasons.

The first is that both times it's happened I've found myself in the bathroom with my pants down.  The first time it happened included a bit of slapstick when I fell into the nearby tub.